Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out
The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
black sand beaches are so beautiful
reminds me of jaco beach, costa rica
I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!
I lost it at 0:21
I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.
have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear